happy birthday
seriously hope you are enjoying it

I'm mad at everyone who didn't reply. What? You couldn't type out a few words? Even if Darren had a top secret birthday blog, y'all could still have typed out a couple of words here.

There's still time. Darren hasn't left Tribe.net yet.

Post your damn birthday wishes here, right now, and they better sound genuine.

Or else...

...I shall unleash my (...insert something here...) powers on you.

Yeah. You KNOW you don't want me on your (...insert some body part here...).

Then you'd find out what a (...insert some rumor here...) I really am!

Note: I've had two glasses of wine and I have a new bookshelf. I'm pretty high right now.

WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~!!!!